2004年03月10日

34-34-48

It's amazing how some men can be so nice to the point of being plain oblivious.

I was having a fat day yesterday - rephrase, I've been having a fat week after the Shocking News (which resulted in one of those humungous Chinoz breakfasts, followed by a fat latte, Peking duck fat with fried duck fat rice and grilled otak-otak fat later in the evening), and repercussions of the Shocking News (more stuffing-my-face episodes).

Last night, I felt all the fat clotting underneath my skin and I realised I couldn't breathe. Just when I was about to choke on my own fat breath, the best friend called.

Friend: "Hello. Whatcha doing?"

Me: "Looking through Victoria's Secrets online. The suits are amazingly cheap."

Friend: "Get some lah."

Me: "I would, but they don't have my size."

Friend: "Why not?"

Me: "I'm a 34-34-48".


*silence*

Friend: "But you're ok what... I'm sure they have your size."

Me: "Didn't you hear me? My ass is 4 feet all around."

Friend: "Well, let's see. You haven't gone to the gym in a while right?"

Me: "4 feet circumference lah..."

Friend: "It's ok... you look great."

The joke was lost. But I felt better anyway.

I had cucuk udang and 2 teh tariks for breakfast, and nasi goreng kerabu for lunch. Here we go again...

Posted by Najah Nasseri at 2004年03月10日 15:29 | TrackBack



Comments

go girl. don't diet unless you're supposed to. afturd kena low blood pressure pulak. like me. now i'm forced not to diet, and to think that i still need to lose 5 kgs.

Posted by: minishorts at 2004年03月10日 15:32


ROTFL!! He didn't get it!

Beware though that VS suits are bigger than they seem. I bought a winter wool one which ended up in my mother's closet.

Posted by: pickyin at 2004年03月10日 15:34


yo naj... last time i met up with you... you looked perfectly allrite!!! pretty yummy i'd say! 48 my foot!!!!

Posted by: frymysquid at 2004年03月10日 15:54


drliew would say

"eat now, die later"

Posted by: graceshu at 2004年03月10日 16:19


Food .. the ultimate stress therapy :-) !!!

Posted by: omecool20 at 2004年03月10日 16:38


gal...u gotta think of ur health issues...u can njoy know ....i can give u all the support u want...butta it aint sure healthy.....ur risk for cancer is higher...& diabetes...it is very dangerous...i haf seen wif my own eyes...wat it can do to a person....it destroys the whole body systems....u die a slow painful death....its wat i call a 'package' deal. U get it....u gonna get the others all around wif it...pls...think...of wat ur doin to ur own future.....

Posted by: stranger at 2004年03月10日 16:53


I'm sure you have heard this old folks saying:

Sikit-sikit tak cukup
Banyak-banyak tak habis? :))
Anyho, having cucoq udang dunking into kuah kacang for breakfast is great way to start a day.

Posted by: Ana at 2004年03月10日 17:57


Mmmm. Thorny one, this. And as pickyin correctly states, VS pieces tend to be a bit...large.

I AM sure that some of our other female bloggers will be able to suggest other solutions ;)

Any more fat days this week? I've been having dozens.

Posted by: Ash.ox at 2004年03月10日 20:53


i suggest going down one size when ordering VS clothes. it works for me. good luck!

Posted by: pickyin at 2004年03月10日 21:47


Pickyin: Even with precise measurements?

Posted by: Najah at 2004年03月10日 21:54


my girlfriend's famous last words "eat first. fat nevermind".

and she's nowhere near fat. i just can't seem to convince her otherwise.

Posted by: spoonfork at 2004年03月10日 22:53


Stay away from the clothes at Victoria's Secret. They're very shoddily made. Eat good food, wear good clothes.

Posted by: Shryh at 2004年03月10日 23:39


assalamualaikum najah,

I first saw your name in SSP's softboard.. when I was in UKM matriculation and you was best student for SPM 1992.. admiring (dlm diam), who would be that brilliant girl..and today, I came across your blog through Yaz's. selamat berkenalan..

Posted by: rajiah at 2004年03月11日 01:11


Najah,

If you are fat, then I am obese. You are far from fat from your photos I see in this blog. Don't worry. Me on the other hand will have to get expert help losing the "baby" fat from the first pregnancy (that was almost 3 years ago!!) before trying to get pregnant again. :-P

Posted by: Iza at 2004年03月11日 08:36


Hi Najah... I'm worse than you but I still can fit in VS. :) So I'm sure you can. Anyway, have a nice day!

Posted by: susan at 2004年03月11日 17:44


1. cut the carb. Carb equals sugar.

2. starved for 2 wks, on crackers and tuna only. yr stomach wll shrink, yr bowels well - get used to the fact that yr only taking little at a time. i drank that teh herba orang kampong thing. cleansing. But dont take this, if ya cant tolerate running to the bathroom at 3 in the morning.

3. portion yr dinner plate to 3 part, eat one part, share the other 2/3rd with someonelse (my brother always takes the 2/3rd); lots of meat, veggies. prot & iron.

4. no food after 8pm. no tidbits, but ya must have breakky, lunch and dinner. no in betweens.

5. keep in mind all that will definitely put u in foul moods, so keep the mood in check.

yeah i know u dont need to hear this. It workd for me, in a month i lost 8kg. In 2 mths, 12kg - just in time to fit into my bridesmaid outfit for my sis' wedding. i thought - i'd share the experience. losing isnt difficult, just gotta have that discipline.

And then run to fitness first to get toned up *LOL* ciao!

Posted by: marilyn at 2004年03月11日 20:21


Ur statistics fit most men's requirements. How come u haven't hooked up yet?

Posted by: fade0 at 2004年03月12日 04:12


Fade,

Your requirement is 34-34-48????

ROTFL

Posted by: Najah at 2004年03月12日 08:32


34-34-48 equates to practically no body, just arse..... :)


Posted by: meesh at 2004年03月12日 09:31


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