It's amazing how some men can be so nice to the point of being plain oblivious.
I was having a fat day yesterday - rephrase, I've been having a fat week after the Shocking News (which resulted in one of those humungous Chinoz breakfasts, followed by a fat latte, Peking duck fat with fried duck fat rice and grilled otak-otak fat later in the evening), and repercussions of the Shocking News (more stuffing-my-face episodes).
Last night, I felt all the fat clotting underneath my skin and I realised I couldn't breathe. Just when I was about to choke on my own fat breath, the best friend called.
Friend: "Hello. Whatcha doing?"Me: "Looking through Victoria's Secrets online. The suits are amazingly cheap."
Friend: "Get some lah."
Me: "I would, but they don't have my size."
Friend: "Why not?"
Me: "I'm a 34-34-48".
*silence*Friend: "But you're ok what... I'm sure they have your size."
Me: "Didn't you hear me? My ass is 4 feet all around."
Friend: "Well, let's see. You haven't gone to the gym in a while right?"
Me: "4 feet circumference lah..."
Friend: "It's ok... you look great."
The joke was lost. But I felt better anyway.
I had cucuk udang and 2 teh tariks for breakfast, and nasi goreng kerabu for lunch. Here we go again...
Posted by Najah Nasseri at 2004年03月10日 15:29 | TrackBackgo girl. don't diet unless you're supposed to. afturd kena low blood pressure pulak. like me. now i'm forced not to diet, and to think that i still need to lose 5 kgs.
Posted by: minishorts at 2004年03月10日 15:32ROTFL!! He didn't get it!
Beware though that VS suits are bigger than they seem. I bought a winter wool one which ended up in my mother's closet.
Posted by: pickyin at 2004年03月10日 15:34yo naj... last time i met up with you... you looked perfectly allrite!!! pretty yummy i'd say! 48 my foot!!!!
Posted by: frymysquid at 2004年03月10日 15:54gal...u gotta think of ur health issues...u can njoy know ....i can give u all the support u want...butta it aint sure healthy.....ur risk for cancer is higher...& diabetes...it is very dangerous...i haf seen wif my own eyes...wat it can do to a person....it destroys the whole body systems....u die a slow painful death....its wat i call a 'package' deal. U get it....u gonna get the others all around wif it...pls...think...of wat ur doin to ur own future.....
Posted by: stranger at 2004年03月10日 16:53I'm sure you have heard this old folks saying:
Sikit-sikit tak cukup
Banyak-banyak tak habis? :))
Anyho, having cucoq udang dunking into kuah kacang for breakfast is great way to start a day.
Mmmm. Thorny one, this. And as pickyin correctly states, VS pieces tend to be a bit...large.
I AM sure that some of our other female bloggers will be able to suggest other solutions ;)
Any more fat days this week? I've been having dozens.
Posted by: Ash.ox at 2004年03月10日 20:53i suggest going down one size when ordering VS clothes. it works for me. good luck!
Posted by: pickyin at 2004年03月10日 21:47my girlfriend's famous last words "eat first. fat nevermind".
and she's nowhere near fat. i just can't seem to convince her otherwise.
Posted by: spoonfork at 2004年03月10日 22:53Stay away from the clothes at Victoria's Secret. They're very shoddily made. Eat good food, wear good clothes.
Posted by: Shryh at 2004年03月10日 23:39assalamualaikum najah,
I first saw your name in SSP's softboard.. when I was in UKM matriculation and you was best student for SPM 1992.. admiring (dlm diam), who would be that brilliant girl..and today, I came across your blog through Yaz's. selamat berkenalan..
Posted by: rajiah at 2004年03月11日 01:11Najah,
If you are fat, then I am obese. You are far from fat from your photos I see in this blog. Don't worry. Me on the other hand will have to get expert help losing the "baby" fat from the first pregnancy (that was almost 3 years ago!!) before trying to get pregnant again. :-P
Posted by: Iza at 2004年03月11日 08:36Hi Najah... I'm worse than you but I still can fit in VS. :) So I'm sure you can. Anyway, have a nice day!
Posted by: susan at 2004年03月11日 17:441. cut the carb. Carb equals sugar.
2. starved for 2 wks, on crackers and tuna only. yr stomach wll shrink, yr bowels well - get used to the fact that yr only taking little at a time. i drank that teh herba orang kampong thing. cleansing. But dont take this, if ya cant tolerate running to the bathroom at 3 in the morning.
3. portion yr dinner plate to 3 part, eat one part, share the other 2/3rd with someonelse (my brother always takes the 2/3rd); lots of meat, veggies. prot & iron.
4. no food after 8pm. no tidbits, but ya must have breakky, lunch and dinner. no in betweens.
5. keep in mind all that will definitely put u in foul moods, so keep the mood in check.
yeah i know u dont need to hear this. It workd for me, in a month i lost 8kg. In 2 mths, 12kg - just in time to fit into my bridesmaid outfit for my sis' wedding. i thought - i'd share the experience. losing isnt difficult, just gotta have that discipline.
And then run to fitness first to get toned up *LOL* ciao!
Posted by: marilyn at 2004年03月11日 20:21Ur statistics fit most men's requirements. How come u haven't hooked up yet?
Posted by: fade0 at 2004年03月12日 04:12